Oh ASUS, how you Ruin Me!!

I rant sometimes about electronics. It's time to do that again.
My work computer, I swear, is trying to foil me!
I'm like, "Man I have this important job tomorrow!"
And it's like, "Great! Let me give you a white screen and nothing else. Yup. I just got a virus even though you use me for work and skype and literally nothing else! Good luck keeping your job after that ten hour debacle!"

And then I'm like, "Ok, let me get you that audio as fast as I can because it's after 10:00 PM and we just finished this job."
And it's like, "Well, I really don't feel like recognizing any thumbdrives at all, except the one you have on your keychain, but I'm just gonna tell you that it's WAY too full. Those Word docs and powerpoints are weighty stuff, you know. See you at home around 11:30!"

And almost every time I open it, I'm like, "Hello!"
And it's like "Shut up!" and it shuts down for some reason that I have yet to discover.

But it still manages to do its job mostly and I am learning to work around its eccentricities. Still... sometimes I feel a little like Sparhawk and this computer is my Faran.

Reason to stay a bachelor for life number 24: You can get home from work at 10:30 PM, and the day is only beginning!