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So I was looking around for my car the other day somewhere in the desserts of Arizona just outside a Motel 6 when I found it atop a 30 foot cactus. Yup, my car was atop a 30 foot cactus. My immediate thought was, "This is going to be great to blog about!" Then I woke up... true story. Texas has gotten pretty routine for me, so I guess I had to wait until I was here in North Carolina to finally post again. North Carolina... try saying that without a wicked drawl... The trip was interesting because it's the first cross country trip I've ever done with a 22-foot Penske hauling a trailer with a Mustang on it. I let Jake do most of the driving. The reason I am here is not for any sort of permanence, only a week-long visit to my brother-in-law's family to help with the trip and the moving of stuff. Along the trip, I realized you can tell a lot about a state just by its billboards... like how South Carolina loves to stereotype Hispanics for the whole "South of the Border" miniature town/carnival, how North Carolina likes to label everything "All American," and how Louisiana loves their adult stores (as well as their "Boudins" and "Cracklins", which I think is some sort of Cajun cookin'). It all nearly made me appreciate the normality of Texas a little more, but then I started thinking about that... if Texas is the standard for normal...

Some Video Blurbs Not Starring Cats

My parents are in the other room watching some Christian movie starring Kevin Sorbo... I have to decide between writing on my blog and licking batteries to pass the time, so...
Mmmmmmm... double A!

I watched some of Men In Tights the other day, and by so doing, I realized that there are some parts of some movies that I could watch a THOUSAND times over, and they would still make me giggle like a college girl watching a homemade music video of herself and her friends dancing to Justin Beiber. That was a really long analogy...

Hey Abbott!!
I actually was laughing out loud at this one at the plasma clinic once, and this girl next to me was like, "I'm glad you're enjoying this..." My favorite part is right after, "In war we're tough and able!" The cat gets stepped on, consistent with the running gag of beating cats, but the sound made by this cat sounds more like an obnoxious crow getting a wedgie. You don't have to watch all of this one, just at about 2:00 when the little bald choir sings and one of them gets hit in the face... Big fat ugly bug faced baby-eating O'brien!!!

What'll I do if the kids make fun, cause I'm kinda dumb... what'll I do? Ok, they're done watching the Kevin Sorbo movie, so maybe I'll go play some tennis or find some C batteries...