A Mostly True Story

I'm at home all by myself this week.

I was eating green beans for dinner and then I was like, "Wait a minute... what am I doing?" So I fed the veggies to the cat.
The cat barfed em up. I started cleanin the barf until I was like, "Wait a minute... what am I doing?" I left the barf and went and watched some TV.
I stepped in the barf later on and started getting ready to go take a shower and then I was like, "Wait a minute... what am I doing?" I went to Taco Bell instead.
I was getting ready to pay for my 5 dollar meal with my debit card until I was like, "Wait a minute... what am I doing?" I used mom and dad's credit card.
I went to the bathroom to dispose of said Taco Bell and started to close the door until I was like, "Wait a minute... what am I doing?" I left the door wide freakin open and sang at the top of my lungs while doing my business.
As if it isn't gross enough yet, I started putting clothes on in the morning and I was like, "Wait a minute..."



Ok, in all honesty, the only true part is the home by myself and the eating of green beans. I mean, come on... did you seriously believe any of this? There's NO WAY a cat would ever eat green beans... psssshhhhh.

Concerning byurejects.com

Sometimes I wonder if BYU football consists of a majority of nice guys who can't handle the emotions of a rivalry game.
For the last ten--no, eleven years now--BYU has gone 3-8 in this "Holy War." Granted, most of the losses were nail-biting disappointments, but there have been some colon blow-outs in there too. And then BYU's wins have come down to the last play every time. Why can't we just put those guys away?
Well, look at how nerves play a factor, particularly with last night. BYU was so out-of-sinc that Bronco is gonna go to church today and then preach hellfire and damnation tomorrow... if he's the kind of coach to do that... After about a million false starts and that QB/Center miscue that gave the Utes that TD--and consequently the game--one really has to wonder: Where has the discipline gone? For a team that has players who generally have two extra years of life experience under their belt, it seems like we have real problems in avoiding the flags and turnovers. This seems especially the case amidst a hostile crowd.
So, I could say something nasty here about hating the Utes and how I'd take football losses over overwhelming jack-mormonism and stuff, but I won't (except I just did). It's not entirely true, after all... not entirely.
And Kyle Van Noy is a professional. There's a guy who doesn't freak out after every one of his tackles in the backfield. You won't see any flags on him for unsportsmanlike conduct (knock on wood). Maybe he learned a thing or two from Jimmer.