The Perks of Bachelorhood

I have been cooking a lot for myself. After tax season, it involved a lot of macaroni and broccoli, which started tasting progressively worse. Then I realized that an 8 dollar home made lasagna (the beef costs the most) lasts me half a week. So I decided I'm going to eat lasagna all the time. When I quoted those Conchords on my last Facebook about making a lasagna for one, I was being quite literal.

So here's to working towards six tons in my buns!!! Good luck recognizing me, family, next time you see me... through all the chins.

Reason for being a bachelor for life number 1: BACON 24/7!!