Why do melons always need their parents' permission to get married?
Because they can't elope!! Get it? Cantelope! Totally original...
Also, this one is original to me. Somebody may have done it before, but they were just retroactively imitating me... and that's only if I used the word "retroactive" correctly.
Uncle Todd: "Hey Andrew, what did the little boy say right before he got a knuckle noogie?"
Andrew: "*Weird noise with his tongue cuz he's five*"
Uncle Todd: "That's EXACTLY what he said!"
Andrew gets a knuckle noogie.
The end?
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