This Girl is on FIRE!!!

What if I got rid of all my bookface friends except those that I really care about? I'd get down to like ten people... then I wouldn't have to scroll through all the career updaters and fluff, and I also wouldn't get all those SimCity Social and Chefville invites.
I've even thought of getting rid of Facebook altogether at times. These industries that pretty much make their money by the packaging and manipulation of information are often terribly leftist, and frankly I don't do anything but waste time with it and get increasingly bitter as everyone else and their dog gets engaged. But then I realized that facebook has now become an important medium for social events and organizations--important enough the local ward uses it for the written announcements of activites (cause I'm never paying enough attention for the oral ones on Sunday). And then friends sometimes post these things on your account which makes your day or your week or your summer or your life. And then you sometimes find those memes of Harry Potter or Toby McGuire Peter Parker which are worth many good minutes of laughter.

Some funny things I discovered through people sharing on Facebook:
Guy on a Buffalo
Staring Contest of Sasquatch vs. Brian Wilson
College Humor Batman meets the Riddler
Toddrick Hall (cool name) Beauty and the Beat
Rainbow Dash vs. Starscream

And the cats... oh the cats.

As for myself, my facebook only gets updates about sports and elections. I feel like that guy sitting across the table from his amazing girlfriend who calls him boring so he has to go to an Alicia Keys concert to feel better about himself.
No wait, I'm WAY more boring than that guy. I mean, Mormons are nothing but boring white people, right? Throw in professionalism and people start expecting consistency from you all the time, so life gets repetitive and mundane. This is who I am now.

NEXT TIME ON LIFE OF A REGULAR GUY

Will Todd opt for something other than frozen burritos for breakfast? Probably not... but find out next week... or rather, next time he has a large chunk of late Wednesday or Friday time when there's nothing good on TV.