My Posts are Getting Real Short

So I was having a birthday the other day and it was pouring rain in Houston. I had been lost for about an hour or so and the kids in the car were starting to complain. Finally, we arrived at the place and they wouldn't let me be "Snaggletooth Patchbeard the Angry," so "Patchbeard" had to suffice. And even though my laser didn't work in round one, I went to town in round 2 shooting all those complaining kids with lasers! Peeyuw Peeyuw, KABLOOOM!!! Best... Birthday... Ever!! (No children were harmed in the writing of this post)