Gnats

Have I complained about gnats before? I don't think I have... enough.
Can I just say that I wish that all the gnats in the world had an aneurysm  right about now. I mean, I just had one fly up my nose! Just when you think you've gotten rid of the little buggers, all the sudden they start flying out of your disposal again!

Reason to stay a bachelor for life number 52: Bugs in your place aren't that big of a deal.
Reason to graduate from bachelorhood number 51: Bugs in your place become a big enough deal that somebody actually does something about them.