The Sequel to the Book You are Reading Right Now!

This is also not original... how I lament that fact.
Nope, it's from a little piece of gold I discovered from a friend's blog while I was supposed to be studying for my finals. They're called Dinosaur Comics!!!! The title alone should be cool enough to distract you from whatever life-and-death scenario you are currently living.

This book that I am about to write is a sequel to whatever book you are reading. Are you ready to go on a reading adventure!!?

"Yay!" go all the little children in the audience.

The Book that is a Sequel to Whatever Book You are Reading RIGHT NOW!

"Wow! It was all a dream!" said Antonio Tony as he sat bolt upright in his bed. "Everything that happened prior to this: TOTALLY IMAGINARY! So crazy." He looked around his bedroom. "I think I'll dream ANOTHER narrative tonight, whether fictional or non-fictional, who knows?" [These are the next books you read] Antonio looked around his bedroom again. He scratched his neck and tooted, since it was late and nobody was there. "Nobody must ever know," he said, tooting.

Therefore, from this point on, every book you ever read or have read is now part of this colossal collaborative story. In fact, all literature from every author ever is now just fan fiction about this character. HIS NAME IS ANTONIO TONY; HE FARTED THE BED!