Book of The Man of Little Consequence

Chapter 2:

1. And his father gave him command that he should take a woman out three out of four weeks in every month.
2. And the man of little consequence, being without skills and employ, thought to himself, "This is a hard thing he asketh... I cannot propsper."
3. But after some time, he began to remember the words of his own mind that were based upon real scripture, but still quite as silly as this blog; thus were the words, "I will go and do the things which my father has commanded, for I know he commands no such thing save I can do the thing, unless the thing being relating to females."
4. So he resolved upon a strategem to write the names of certain females and covenant with himself that should he meet these females on campus, he would surely get their number or die. And these were the names of the females:
5. Thou thougtest that he would give up some classified information, didst thou?

6. And the day came that he went to the library and kept these things in his heart.
7. Behold, there was one of the girls of the aforementioned "list"!
8. But Satan whispered in his heart, "She thinkest that thou art a creep, and speakest with her friends to avoid thy gaze. Perhaps another time will come when the meeting will not be so awkward."
9. So the man of little consequence moved on and pretended as if he did not see her. And when he had sat down to do his homework, there was much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth, much to the chagrin of the others in the library.

10. This is the most recent account of the man of little consequence. Perhaps it is true, perhaps not.
11. Nevertheless, gird up thy pants and go forth, and let us continually go about this work with good fortune; for there is one yet in the land who will the see the man as more than just a little consequence...
12. Or so is the belief...