How Bad Can We Beat This Into the Ground?

I kind of feel sorry for UCLA, really. After BYU spanked them and took away their birthday, and then broke Kevin Craft's spirit in half, threw it on the ground and took a deuce on it, and characteristically injured eight plus players. Has anybody noticed that when we play someone, they have a lot of guys on the ground after everyone else gets up? So ya, BYU pulled their pants down so they tripped on them and face-planted, and broke their nose, jaw, and a multitude of teeth! BYU devoured them like a hungry poly at Hometown Buffet! BYU wasn't just pouring salt into the wound by the end of the game, they were pouring salt and vinegar chips into that wound!

I'm sorry UCLA, but our football team had to make a statement. You were just the unfortunate donkey they rode to make it.

BYU pillaged their village, hurled their world, rocked thier clock, and something else that almost rhymes! BYU gave them all swirlies and ate thier homework! BYU went Chuck Norris on them! BYOB, bring your own B-Y-BOOYAH!
I could do this for days...